Temples of retail

Temples of retail

Beyoncé's Summer Renaissance pulses through the air, priming you to spend a thousand dollars on candles.

The Grind

The Grind

I'm not like other girls. I'm one metre away from you.

Fuck me sandals for the straight man

Fuck me sandals for the straight man

We seem to have reached an impasse. Men think that it’s weak to be desired and that making women horny is gay

2horny2die

2horny2die

Another mixtape and refusing to learn anything from the year that was

Butler's pantry

Butler's pantry

A review of how the other half live

Deep cuts

Deep cuts

This is an MP3 blog now

Corporate LARPing

Corporate LARPing

“Acting” is apt because there’s a bit of theatre involved.

Cabbage Pie, for Grushenka

Cabbage Pie, for Grushenka

All through the book I was asking, where is Grushenka? What is Grushenka doing?

Hints and Hacks, part 1

Hints and Hacks, part 1

Advice on how to live, not in the grand moral sense, but in the culturally-specific, fine-grained day-to-day battle of being clean, organised, socially correct and efficient.

Running up that hill

Running up that hill

Like many athletic late-bloomers I had to overcome the trauma of school sports before I could start willingly moving my body for fitness reasons.

In Fine Fettle

In Fine Fettle

It’s a well-trodden path to write a list of rare words you’d like to see in common usage.

Drinking coffee and taking my clothes off

Drinking coffee and taking my clothes off

Diary of a clapped middle-aged lady still selling her ass

monster.co.ck

monster.co.ck

Lewd and stupid, read at your own risk!

And yet she lives

And yet she lives

The death and life of Anne Greene.

Supp Dawg

Supp Dawg

As the wellness industry has drifted from neoliberal to hard right, I am given pause to reflect on my own history with supplements.

Forever Hans

Forever Hans

We all owe Clever Hans an apology.