Supp Dawg
As the wellness industry has drifted from neoliberal to hard right, I am given pause to reflect on my own history with supplements.
Forever Hans
We all owe Clever Hans an apology.
Prince Caspian (part one)
Having an unearthly beauty is something else entirely, and in my experience the way you know you have it is that people keep trying to give you things.
Homeowner's Disease
I always thought I’d die renting so the process of buying property was something I was completely unprepared for.
The Last Camgirl
Speculative (?) fiction based on the minutiae of being an online sex worker in the 2010s.
Let's Get It Together
Things we should own communally: Computer printers. One of the great scams of our time.
Fake Skylight
I don’t believe in God but I think we’re here to help each other and cats are here to protect us from ghosts.
The Big Ō
Once a year I have to go to Ōtautahi Christchurch for work. This is not traditionally a place of thriving for me.
Poster's Paradise
After however many years of psychic damage incurred from infinite scrolling it’s time to shit with my feet, or vote on the pot, or something.
